Artistic Roof - A Blended Mixture: January 2011

Friday, January 28, 2011

Image of the Day - January 28, 2011

I have planned for Image of the Day series to start, this will not be an everyday image to arise. It will be on specific days depends on the situation of my mind state. The first image to date at Artistic Roof will be January 28, 2011

Self Vision

A complete silence life, travelling vice versa between each and every person existing on this crust, A journey to travel with the higher's, then the medians and the lowers. Every stage is a different position. The common thing in the image is the wheel, which I observe to be the Human Being, Its higher on the Plane, Its in the stand alone Plane and it's also in lower portion on the earth. The similar our life travels.

The Image
Change One Thing: Discover Whats Holding You Back and Fix It With the Secrets of a Top Executive Image Consultant
You're on Stage! Image, Etiqiuette, Branding & Style
American Photography

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

History of Social Networking - Yearly Briefs

Here is a unique chart and graph for the History of Social Networking since the first email was sent i.e. in 1971. By looking towards the great work done by Onlineschools the chart actually amazed me of how with the passage of time technology have developed. The social networks has been started from nineties but the recent inventions have changed the complete meaning of what actually we thought Internet was.

We don't have Buzz, Wave or Orkut in this because its already been a long distance, even of the image size *grins*

Have a look and would love to hear your comments.

Summer at Willow Lake
The King Is Dead
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
The Social Network (Two-Disc Collector's Edition) [Blu-ray]

Monday, January 24, 2011

World's Greatest Driving License

So here we are with the World's Greatest Driving License. I am pretty much sure that none of you would find a better thing then this.

See yourself for further details.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

HTC Evo Stops a Bullet Saving Owner's Life

A owner of HTC Evo becomes a saver, whereas his phone faced the bullet which was in his upper pocket. The battery was able to stop the bullet to enter in the human skin though phone was destroyed.

Seidio Innocell 3500 mAh Extended Life Battery for HTC EVO 4G (Black)
Amzer Silicone Skin Jelly Case for HTC EVO 4G (Black)
OtterBox Commuter Series Case for HTC Evo
3-Pack HTC EVO 4G Sprint Combo Screen Protector for HTC EVO 4G Sprint

Airport Ticket Agent - Real Hilarious Events

1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)

2. I got a call from a Kansas Congressman's (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, ''I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts ..''

Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ''Cape Cod is in Massachusetts , Capetown is in Africa ''

His response -- click.

3. A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.

He replied, 'don't lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state!'' (OMG)

4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife (Landra Reid) who asked, ''Is it possible to see England from Canada ?''

I said, ''No.''

She said, ''But they look so close on the map.'' (OMG, again!)

5. An aide for a cabinet member(Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas . I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas . When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, ''I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.'' (Aghhhh)

6. An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called last week She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.

I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.

7. A New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked, ''Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?'' I said, 'No, why do you ask?'

He replied, ''Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!''

After putting him on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno , Ca. Is (FAT - Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage.

8. A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii . After going over all the cost info, she asked, ''Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii ?''

9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright (D) from Ala who asked, ''How do I know which plane to get on?''

I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ''I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.''

10. Senator Dianne Feinstein (D)
Called and said, ''I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola , Florida . Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?''

I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola , FL on a commuter plane.

She said, ''Yeah, whatever, smarty!''

11. Mary Landrieu (D) La. Senator called and had a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to China . After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa. 'Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those''

I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa. When I told her this she said, ''Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!''

12. A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations, ''I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York .''

I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, ''Are you sure that's the name of the town?''

'Yes, what flights do you have?'' replied the man.

After some searching, I came back with, ''I'm sorry, sir, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a rhino anywhere."

''The man retorted, ''Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!''

So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, ''You don't mean Buffalo , do you?''

The reply? ''Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.

''

Don't Need A Permit For These Guns T-shirt Oneliner Funny-navy-large
I Love Sushi T-shirt, Hilarious t-shirt, Large, Black
Funny Custom Cool T-shirts- Beauty Is in the Eye of the Beer Holder

Sunday, January 2, 2011

The New Skype 3.0.0 for Apple Products

The New Skype 3.0.0 for iPhone is now with Video Call support for iPhone 4, iPhone 3GS and iPod touch 4th Generation on Wifi or 3G.

iPad & iPod Touch 3rd Generation can only receive Video Calls as they are not integrated with front camera.

Make video calls in landscape or portrait but Skype 3.0.0 requires iPhone OS 4.0

Here is the official video which is hilarious. Kindly check it out.